Thursday, November 10, 2011

Seriously teens?

So I was recently on WSHH(worldstarhiphop.com) and I saw a video about teens soaking tampons with vodka and are sticking them up their asses like no jokes people do this! I mean I didn't see it actually happening, thank goodness, but cops and doctors talking about how these idiots actually do this shit! I can't deal. Well you should go on their website and search it...

Disney stars are now whores!





I remember growing up in the 90's where seeing celebrities kiss was very rare. Most people knew how to hide their relationships, especially in the media. I mean how often did we see Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake do anything except sing together? Yet now we have Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber all over each other, I mean good for you two, especially biebs because I thought he would always be a virgin I mean let's be honest when he started out we were like oh hey faggot! So anyways, now we see these two all lovey and shit. First the pics showed him owning her ass cheeks and now we see him tickling her tits! I mean she's a Disney star! Bitch you are no longer allowed on my Disney channel. This shit would be unacceptable back in the good ol' days! Aren't they like 15? I wasn't allowed to date until I was 18! Fuck out of here. So yeah there's my rant about that and here's a pic of the slutiness!

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Does anyone else watch this? RHONJ

So I'm not exactly sure how many people watch the Real Housewives of New Jersey, but I indeed do. The Reunion was on tonight and let me tell you, this shit gets crazy. I mean you always think, damn what do these ladies have to stress about? Like they have cars, huge houses, and are basically rich (not sure about Teresa). At first when this season started we're introduced to new housewives, which at first I was like ew get those ladies off! But let me tell you, this whole thing unravels little by little and it even has me changing my opinion! Now it's team housewives against Teresa. This bitch is mad dumb, she contradicts herself! She tries to not sound stupid but ends sounding like a dumb ass! I can't deal with watching her! It's all about Caroline Manzo! She's as real as can be. Oh and poor Jacqueline, she's so sweet and she has enough to deal with. Like her disrespectful and annoying daughter Ashley, oh I'm sorry I mean "Ashlee". She legally changed her name by replacing the "Y" with an "E" like come on let's get creative! If I was going to do that I'd change it "Awesome" or some cool shit. Whatever. Basically, everyone finally saw how Teresa really is and are now confronting her which is hilarious! Yeah I know most people don't watch this blahblahblah...

Saturday, October 15, 2011

NYPD fights back.

So I was just watching this video on WSHH which shows an NYPD officer legit punching a woman...as a woman myself I would find this traumatizing and disgusting, but as a pissed off chick this shit is hilarious! Yes hipsters if you resist the police you will get your shit rocked! Female or male at this point no one cares anymore! If you're swinging then expect to be swung at because that's how this shit works! Oh and please dont play the victim because no one is buying it besides your stupid friends getting the shit beat out of them too! Yeah I bet you can tell I'm annoyed at this point. Please leave the city, go home and try to get a job. Maybe if you quit smoking weed and being a bum you might get somewhere without expecting it to be handed to you. If your parents didn't love you then the 1% definitely won't either...

Friday, October 14, 2011

Occupy what?

Hopefully I'm not the only sane human being that's had enough with these hipsters trying to make a point. Yes we get it, you can't keep a job and this is your excuse so your parents won't make you pay rent right now. How does it feel sleeping next to your feces? Yum! Some of us know how to keep jobs, and those of us are tired of your bitching! Go mow some lawn or I hear Wendy's is hiring, ahh memories. The rest of America is tired of it hipsters, take off your beanie hats and go take a shower! Just because some of us also aren't exactly part of that 1%, doesn't mean we have time to do this crap! You're making us actually prefer that 1%. Get out of New York at least! Oh and to these celebrities showing up and supporting this, umm you're already rich...get a reality check.

So this is what bloggers do...

Never thought I would actually start a blog, although I know probably no one will actually read this I'm still a wee bit excited. I mean I can state my opinions without anyone complaining,well someone might complain, but I won't care. Like talking about how stupid people are...so much to come. Yes drunk blogs will occur. Stupid kids.
Yes this is what I mean...